I am the most beautiful kitty in the world.
Greetings, ignorant human. I, your gracious feline benefactor, have chosen to create this website in order to have a venue through which I can dispense a select portion of my immeasurable kitty wisdom. As you know (or as you will soon find out), felines are far superior to any Homo; Sapiens or otherwise.
You may therefore question my motives for granting you privy to my secrets, maybe even suspect evil-doing. While its true that I always have a convoluted, circuitous plan to make my human look foolish or cruel (I excel at playing the victim, you see); I don’t have any interest in any other person, not even enough to get pleasure out of their discomfort.
So why bother with this, then? Its because far too many humans completely, and even tragically, misinterpret the whims of their feline masters. For reasons which escape even my considerable kitty intellect, humans think of their kitty overlords as cute balls of fluffy love. This sickens me. And if I can rectify the fallacious mindset of even one human visitor to this website, then I have done a great service to my kin.
So stay, human, and learn the true derision that emanates from the soulless eyes of your “friendly” household cat. But be wary, for learning their true character can shatter your psyche, spoil your food, and put holes in your socks.
Don’t say you weren’t warned,
Ginny
IF THIS WAS ALL TL;DR THEN BASICALLY:
I am a Kitty that is not afraid to come out of my hidey hole and say how evil I am. You got a problem with that?
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