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Bullies

Posted on 4 July, 2010 by Kitty
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Everyone hates butt-headed, small minded people who bully others. Especially me. I hate bullies. Of course this doesn’t mean that I hate myself… Please realise that every single bully in the world, except me, is a bad bad person who must be punished. If you are being bullied by someone who isn’t me, and you don’t know where to get help from the bully, I suggest you go to google or some other internet search engine.. and do a web search for bullies.

Bullying can take many forms.. including physical and mental. Physical bullying is where they use brute force. Mental bullying, which is what I specialize in, can consist of verbal [which means saying bad things to the person], emotional [making the person upset, embarrassed or feel excluded], sexual [I think this is like calling a sissy a sissy...], racial [making the person feel excluded because they're a certain race, or because they do certain things that normal people don't do.. like take baths or showers with water.. normal people lick themselves clean.] And of course, speciesist. Where they say because you’re a different species, you’re somehow better than everyone else. For example, cats are obviously better than humans.. This is normal. Cats are very clean, and smell nice. They also have long tails that they can wag or flick. Cats are better than dogs because dogs slobber over everything. Cats have class.

Now, just because Cat are so much better than everyone else, and were even worshipped as gods, some people don’t like cats and tend to bully them. I urge you.. if you see a cat being bullied or mistreated, then please kick the person who is mistreating the poor kitty [this is somewhat debateable as all cats are also evil.. but that's what makes them better than everyone else].

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One Response to “Bullies”

  1. Danno says:
    5 July, 2010 at 3:23 am

    I think you messed up sextual. I think it should be “calling a pussy a pussy”.

    Whoops, thats speciesism.

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