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	<description>The insane rantings of a disgruntled kitty</description>
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		<title>How to care for your human</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there. Today I would like to talk about how you as a cat should treat your human beings. First of all, humans deserve your respect. Respect is a key component of the human-kitty interaction. If you don&#8217;t respect your human, who will? Also, humans do deserve a litttle bit of respect for filling your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make people notice you</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 23:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, I was trying to gain my humans attention.. however, they were ignoring me in favour of eating that slop they call food&#8230; Really, I don&#8217;t know why humans can&#8217;t eat crunchy biscuit food all the time&#8230; When they have chocolate cookies I take a little nibble or two.. and marshmallows are fine too.. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My new sleeping place&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misunderstandings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rachael leaves me home all alone by myself for hours and hours.. I use this time to sleep.. and the best place right now is in the skunky lady&#8217;s seat on the settee&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>In the box.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My humans bought an exercising machine a while back.. to make sure that they knew how fat they are, I squeezed myself into a tiny box. Other pictures of me looking small:]]></description>
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		<title>Am I Fat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reasons Why I Became Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My humans, notably Rhea, keep calling me fat! And to add insult to injury, Rachael keeps jiggling my belly fat! How could she! It&#8217;s mine to jiggle! I think she should jiggle her own.. someone stop her! Rhea also calls me ugly!]]></description>
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		<title>The Rocking Chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://evilkittyonline.com/?p=468</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The rocking chair is there.. I know that they say that only old people sit on them&#8230; so I&#8217;ve been working hard so that none of my humans will sit there&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s certainly been getting colder during the nights&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misunderstandings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reasons Why I Became Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Each night, I stay awake, guarding my humans and making sure that the monster that lives in the walls and can zap you doesn&#8217;t awaken and kill us all.. It&#8217; a thankless job&#8230; and I must admit that I sometimes snooze a bit.. However, during the day time.. I must find a nice, warm place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snuggling up in bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love snuggling up in my humans beds. They&#8217;re usually very warm, especially in the morning. I just love beds. However, I don&#8217;t particularly like sharing the bed.. This is because I&#8217;ve been unfortunate enough to have humans who are very restless sleepers. They do not know how to lie still when they sleep.. So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bullies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How To Be Evil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone hates butt-headed, small minded people who bully others. Especially me. I hate bullies. Of course this doesn&#8217;t mean that I hate myself&#8230; Please realise that every single bully in the world, except me, is a bad bad person who must be punished. If you are being bullied by someone who isn&#8217;t me, and you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annoyed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kitty</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misunderstandings]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://evilkittyonline.com/?p=414</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been trying to scare Rachael for a while now&#8230; I don&#8217;t know who was responsible for it, but stressful things have happened. Rhea recently reset her ipod and the computer, and I lost all my bookmarks. I&#8217;m blaming whoever visited the icanhascheeseburger website. There&#8217;s too many ads and it probably broke the computer. [...]]]></description>
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