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How To Be Attractive

Posted on 3 May, 2010 by Kitty
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I was very tempted to say “look like me” in this post, and leave it just like that. However, it is rather necessary for some people to be made aware how to be attractive to whoever they want to attract. Plus, most unfortunate people cannot actually look like me. And those that do have the monetary power, use plastic surgery and turn out into horrible horrible creatures.

Rhea sometimes tells me that I am ugly. I greatly dislike it when she does this. I feel that she doesn’t fully appreciate me. However, Rachael has explained it to me. She said if I was a human, she would not think that I am cute. However as long as I am a cat, even if I do lots of human-like things [ie typing, speaking, eating a marshmallow with my hands, etc] she would think I’m cute.. But as soon as I turned human, I would no longer be cute?

I don’t really get it. Why can’t furry humans, with large eyes that take up their entire face, long white whiskers, a slightly damp pink nose, and no chin be considered cute as well? I’m so confused. I would greatly appreciate it if you replied in the comments section as to why this is so.

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7 Responses to “How To Be Attractive”

  1. Goon says:
    3 May, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    Rhea is crazy. I love furry, large eyed, whiskered, pink nosed, chinless people. They’re my favorite kind of people.

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  2. Kitty says:
    3 May, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    (0.o) are you hitting on me?

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  3. Goon says:
    3 May, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Of course not, I meant all the OTHER furry, large eyed, whiskered, pink nosed, chinless people.

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  4. Kitty says:
    4 May, 2010 at 12:04 am

    I see >_>

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  5. Goon says:
    5 May, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    What’s cookin’ good lookin’?

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  6. Jon says:
    12 May, 2010 at 2:31 am

    I’ll tell you the reason behind the double standard. Your fur! Small little kitties are supposed to have fur so when they have a nice pretty coat its cute and adorable and makes all their other cute features stand out. But when you become a human you lose your fur, so people think you’re less cute!

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  7. Kitty says:
    12 May, 2010 at 11:34 am

    But what about hairless kitties? aren’t they adorable too? or are those humans?

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