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How to make people notice you

Posted on 10 September, 2010 by Kitty
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Last night, I was trying to gain my humans attention.. however, they were ignoring me in favour of eating that slop they call food… Really, I don’t know why humans can’t eat crunchy biscuit food all the time… When they have chocolate cookies I take a little nibble or two.. and marshmallows are fine too.. I just can’t stand eating other stuff… Anyways.. no one was paying attention to me.. so I went and sat under the Rocking chair.. while one of them was sitting in it! And guess what? I was immediately removed…. I know right… So after I was removed from under the rocking chair.. I went right back under it. Muahahahaha

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3 Responses to “How to make people notice you”

  1. Danno says:
    12 September, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Evil. What if it had chopped your head off as someone rocked?

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  2. Rhea says:
    25 September, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    @danno…that is an excellent question…especially as Evil tends to put her tail under the rocker as well!!!

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    • Kitty says:
      5 October, 2010 at 5:18 pm

      I am not Evil!!!!!!!!! don’t call me Evil!!! I am a sweet baby pussycat…

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