When I was eating a cellphone charger I found plugged into the wall outlet, Rachael got very angry at me and tied me up and told me never to eat anything while it was plugged into the wall outlet. I guess I can understand where she’s coming from… I heard the wall outlet is really a sleeping monster, and if you bite anything that’s plugged into it, it uses magic to zap you!
That’s probably completely made up though. We shall see. I’ll probably chew on her cables when she isn’t there… lol. wall monster can bite my furry behind.
Actually, it turns out that if you chew enough cables you attain the outlet’s magic powers! Keep on chewing!
Rachael says that for that comment she will sign you up for free viagra…
I bet Goon would have to try it out too. I suggest you crush up all of the pills and snort them just before you are going out in public.
Already did. I mashed ‘em up and made a Viagra smoothie, then went down to the pool for a swim. What a day that was.
Rachael’s punishment seems to be very effective on you. I can tell by how well you’re sleeping that you’re very guilty about upsetting her and damaging her cables.
Well better than her smacking me!