Yes!! I got rid of my kitty dandruff and I now smell sweet.. just like a little baby. And all this without a bath! How did I achieve this? Through heavy fur licking of course. I made my fur all shiny and soft and cuddly. Rhea picked me up and sniffed me and asked Rachael if I got a bath. Which led Rachael to become suspicious of how I got so clean without the dreaded bath.
So she took a good whiff of me, and declared that I had rolled around in kitty litter, and snuggled up to the raccoon to get his perfume rubbed off on me. Well I never. The things jealousy will bring about. That stupid ass human thinks I did that! I always do that! That doesn’t make me smell nice!!! It’s hard work to clean my fur. And I even threw up.. in the living room…
You know what Rachael? I was feeling guilty for throwing up and making you clean up after me.. but after that fallacious comment, I don’t care anymore. You deserve to clean up kitty puke for making such slanderous comments.