The Evil Kitty Online

So there I am lying in bed. This does not mean that I wish to be snuggled, hugged, or anything like that. Leave me alone until I’m ready to play! I want to sleep!

So right now I’m in my human Rachael’s bed, snuggled up in the hollow of her pillow, preventing her from sleeping. It’s all good though. She doesn’t mind as she sleeps too much, probably, and is sitting next to me, not touching, just the way I like it.

I suppose deep down I just love making her go out of her way to make me feel comfortable. Especially if she’s uncomfortable. It makes me feel warm and loved. Sometimes I even start purring.. to make her feel guilty about moving. She’s such a sucker and falls for it… keeping me like that for a few more minutes before getting annoyed and leaving.

Now you may wonder why I let my foolish human get annoyed and leave.. After all I am a Cat. The truth is, it was getting too hot. For some odd reason, Rachael emits a lot of heat, and i get over-heated.. so I usually end up leaving. However, when she leaves, she feels even guiltier and will pay more attention to me.

And that my friend, is the most evilest thing you can do to someone.