The Evil Kitty Online

So there I am lying in bed. This does not mean that I wish to be snuggled, hugged, or anything like that. Leave me alone until I’m ready to play! I want to sleep!

Look at the above picture. Would you look at that face and laugh cruelly? Well.. okay, maybe I would.. but if you have a heart, as a stupid human, you should not be able to resist letting me come back into the house. Even if I begged you nonstop for what seemed like hours to be let outside. Even if I refused to come back inside when you stood shivering by the door and begged me to come back quickly now that I had had a taste of the outdoors.

Just because I want to explore, I must be punished by staying outside for a longer period of time? What kind of hogwash is this? Let me in!

Sometimes my humans do not clean up, and leave papers and stuff on the center table. They also get annoyed when I settle my fluffy self on it, and cuddle down into the softness of the newspaper. Sometimes they yell at me, or push me off so they can get their papers.

However, I want you to think about it. Would you rather me on the couch?

So I’m just minding my own business and Rachael decides that I need some exercise.. so she decides to grab some gift wrapping decorations, the crinkly shiny kind, and decides to torture me with them! It was awful. She should be condemned to a life with no catnip.

You can be very sure that I got back at her by scratching at her accidentally when she tried taking it away from me.

Spring is in the air. I wanna go outside. Rachael won’t let me. Stupid smart human.