The Evil Kitty Online

The string is a very tasty piece of string. It’s dangly, and just hanging there. I must eat it. I must chew it. It is addictive. Give me more!

Yes!! Chewing.. delicious.

Eeek!! the string caught me! Help me!! Don’t just stand there and laugh!

So there I am lying in bed. This does not mean that I wish to be snuggled, hugged, or anything like that. Leave me alone until I’m ready to play! I want to sleep!

When you are ready to be evil, you need to get the look down. This is an example of what expression you should have for your evil look. It’s hard to describe. Also, always remember you are above your human, and you have higher intelligence than their retarded grade of 127 or whatever it is..

Last summer, my humans decided that it was not enough to attract birds and bees and other yummy insects into our yard just for me, they would need to grow squash! So the Raccoon erected a climber or trellis or whatever it is you humans call it, and planted a squash vine. It was very lovely, and soon took over the whole thing.

I helped the raccoon build the trellis. and my help was much appreciated as I was given lots of hugs, and yelled at when I slunk off and explored the neighbour’s yard.

When I am let out of the house, I usually graze on the surrounding plants. These plants are very tasty and delicious. I wish that I was let out of the house all the time. However Rachael doesn’t like me outside by myself because I am very curious and prone to investigating the neighbourhood. Which she doesn’t like.