The Evil Kitty Online

Now you, my lovely humans, you are so easy to fool. All except for that foolish Rachael. But when I one day take over the world, she will rue the day she decided that I should only get four tasty kitty treats everyday! Now you might think I’m being spoilt; four treats everyday are a whole lot! but it’s not. it can never be enough. I will always want more.

The thing to do, is to ask different people in your household for treats, at different times of the day! And don’t bother asking when they’re in a group. Single that sucker out and act as if you don’t get fed. Your piercing little cries will annoy them, and make them pay attention to you. And do whatever it is to make you stop.

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